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Dec 6th

Netflix Lands on the PS3

What a suprise, eh? It’s quite the surprise that today Netflix announced that it will be making it’s way onto the PlayStation 3. No official launch date has been announced; however, next month PS3 owners will be able to access the functionality on the system for free and stream their favorite movies for only $8.99 a month. Sounds like a sweet deal! According to the press...

Oct 26th

Assassin's Creed II Gameplay Walkthrough

This is a must get game for the holiday. Is it weird for me to say that my boner rubbed up against my keyboard while I was watching this video? I hope not. I wouldn’t mind if your boner did the same. Posted via web from Paralex’s Posterous | Comment »

Sep 10th

Metal Gear Solid 4's File Size Proves a Future in...

I was reading my RSS feeds again today when I ran across this article. They started to talk about how much space MGS4 takes up on a Blu-ray disc and, to my surprise, it takes up approximately 33.2 GB of a 50 GB Blu-ray disc. Unbelievable. MGS4 is a great game and the cut scenes really give the feeling of a movie. If you don’t own it yet, then you should go out and buy it (hint:...

Jul 21st

Uncharted 2 - Ice Cave Gameplay

All I can say is “wow.” Speechless. I’m currently playing Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune and that already shocked me. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves will be a must-buy for me. I’m usually the cheap-o gamer who waits a couple of months for the price to go down, but this time I have to get this game on the day it’s released. Video Source: GameTrailers.com ...

Jul 11th

Jun 18th

Jun 5th

lip-glossbullets

Here’s my wack pick up line for you today: You’re so fine that if you were a cottage, I would rent you for the summer.

May 21st

May 10th

Best/Worst thing ever.

the-best-on-mars: a-silhouette: Best: I have no school Mon or Tuesday. Worst: It’s because of the swine flu. I’m hoping to have my final exams canceled because of swine flu :D You’re just going to have to make them up at a later date if it happens. And why would you want the swine flu to be around your area? Would you really hope to risk lives because of a couple of 1 hour long...

May 3rd

now tell me where's the logic?

the-best-on-mars: e1ectricfeel: people can’t take Drake seriously as a rapper because he acted in a cheesy tv show, even though he doesn’t rap about being a thug, drug dealer or anything like that. but people can take Tupac and Prodigy seriously as GANGSTA rappers, although they both studied BALLET … ? maybe i’m missing something here. please let me know. Yeah but Drake sucks, so who...

May 2nd

Woah, is Tupac alive?

It might be a rumor or someone who completely looks like Tupac with every detail. TMZ uncovered recent photos of “Tupac” in New Orleans. http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/29/tupac-is-alive/ Go to photo 1/3 and you will see an Asian man with a new Millers Lite beer can in his hand. Could this be Pac? He does look a bit aged. The facial details are identical and his ears are identical. What...

Apr 30th

I don't know if religious talk is over yet,

the-best-on-mars: but I guess our question will never really be answered. How do we know if God exists or not? Maybe the bible was written by some guy who got high with his buddies on day? Religion is, I think, the only universal common idea that everyone has. Everyone, back then, contributed their ideas to what religion should and shouldn’t be. But when you narrow it down, isn’t religion just...

Apr 29th

housewife: paralex: housewife: If you don’t have an external hard drive, I suggest you invest in one of those puppies like soon. Got 3. WHAT THE FUCK YOU NEED 3 FOR??? just get a terrabyte and be on your way. -__- Terrabyte isn’t enough. One is for Time Machine backups (1 TB), another is for my music library (320GB), and the other is for movies, games, or big downloads (500GB).

Apr 23rd

housewife: If you don’t have an external hard drive, I suggest you invest in one of those puppies like soon. Got 3.

Apr 23rd

Hi Pell Grants.

nognecessaryb: Umm, soooo, like where the fuck are you? I am broke. Change that. Soon. They don’t give a shit. If your parent’s make above the poverty line then they consider you to be able to pay for your own tuition. Fuck the government. All illusions from those assholes.

Apr 23rd

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paralex

lipglossbullets: paralex: lipglossbullets: honestly i dont know. a couple of my exs are like that and 98.99% of them i never fucked so it cant be the kitty making them crazy, they’re really obsessiveeee. - shrugss Hmm. Well you do look blazin. You’d be hard to get over to be honest. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! that so made my day. thnkss. No prob mama.

Apr 22nd

i always end up with crazy mo'fuckers.

lipglossbullets: paralex: lipglossbullets: im crazy my self but damnnnn! my ex (no name) came thru to see me on some friendly shit saturday night. asked me who i fucks with. i told him its just one, theres 3 in your own town. he got hyped and kept asking who. one of them is his ppls and i told him, your own boys is grimy to you *insert smile*. he was like yoo ill find out who the fuck it...

Apr 22nd

i always end up with crazy mo'fuckers.

lipglossbullets: im crazy my self but damnnnn! my ex (no name) came thru to see me on some friendly shit saturday night. asked me who i fucks with. i told him its just one, theres 3 in your own town. he got hyped and kept asking who. one of them is his ppls and i told him, your own boys is grimy to you *insert smile*. he was like yoo ill find out who the fuck it is, ill pop off on niggas,...

Apr 22nd

Doesn't Anyone Just Smile In A Picture Anymore?

Everyone’s doing that stupid lip thing with their mouth. They think it looks cool until you see them do it in all their pictures. It looks fucking stupid. Smile for once you dunce.

Apr 21st

glamorous-vandal: onde está todos do brasileiros e português? preciso mais do meu tipo na vida minha lol. preferem os que vivem em NY/NJ. Nosotros vivimo aqui en Pennsylvania. I learned a little bit of Portugues, but I respond back in Spanish LOL.

Apr 20th

junglejustine: I like the way my mom says pajamas (she’s puerto rican as you all already know), “Pee-jama”. Ponte los piyamas.

Apr 20th

I Really Feel Bad For America, In All Honesty

Come on guys, we have to improve. We really do. Public school is free and we really take it for granted. We should be taking advantage of that. Here’s a fun fact: The 25% of India’s population with the highest IQ’s is greater than the total population of the United States. Translation: India has more honors kids than America has kids. (Source) How come we can’t be that...

Apr 18th

The Last Kiss

Best Hip Hop album worth listening to in the past 18 months, I’d say. The only Hip Hop album I’m listening to currently. “One More Step (feat. Styles P)” Classic back and forth Styles and Jada track.

Apr 17th

On Race in Comedy

the-best-on-mars: the405: A lot of white people say black people have immunity when talking about race in comedy. They’ll get upset when Dave Chappelle does his standup and gets away with it, but when they do it it’s racist. Well here’s the difference. When Dave Chappelle does comedy about race it’s to illustrate a point in a satirical way. He does it in a certain fashion. A mock anecdote,...

Apr 16th

Why?

Was browsing through the iTunes store and looked at Jadakiss’s 2004 album “Kiss of Death.” I noticed that they excluded the track “Why?” I love how they totally ignore freedom of speech. The song was excluded from iTunes due to the controversy of Bill O’Reilly (fuck O’Reilly, btw) claiming “slander” on the line “Why did Bush knock down...

Apr 14th

My Nationality's Dick Is Bigger Than Your...

Has everyone ever noticed that they have that little feeling side them that tells you that your nationality is THE nationality? There’s nothing better. This attitude, from my experience, is most popular in the latino world. Take me, for example. I’m so proud to be Puerto Rican. I think my nationality is better than everyone else’s. I can only be so honest. You can call me an...

Apr 14th

My iTunes tags have to be on point. I won't listen...

cutcopy: Track numbers have to be right. Names have to be correct according to last.fm. Album covers have to be high quality. OCD for real. :[ I’m the same. I won’t listen to a track if it’s not in this format. [Track Title] [(feat. Artists here)] - [Artist] For example: Come And Get Me (feat. S.I. and Sheek Louch) - Jadakiss Featuring artists can never be in the same...

Apr 13th

catherine elise & housewife

catherine-elise: paralex: Responses that I was looking for! My post about Anorexia, etc was strictly satirical. I actually have no problem with any of those things. I purposely wrote those ridiculously to get a reaction. My real problem is how our society focuses on the small things and worries about every little thing. There are bigger problems out there than what is discussed on the news. ...

Apr 12th

catherine elise & housewife

Responses that I was looking for! My post about Anorexia, etc was strictly satirical. I actually have no problem with any of those things. I purposely wrote those ridiculously to get a reaction. My real problem is how our society focuses on the small things and worries about every little thing. There are bigger problems out there than what is discussed on the news.

Apr 12th

America. The True Fake Democracy.

Look people. You’re not in power. You never will be in power. Voting does NOTHING. No matter who you vote for president, that person will never have true power. There’s always other people in the house, etc. that weigh him down. If our president can’t truly have control, then the people will definitely never have control. It’s just the way it is. And who came up with this...

Apr 11th

Would you .. ?

verbal-intercourse: swallowmykids: LOS ANGELES – As she walked from a post office, Talon Curtis thought she’d found one of those gimmicky sweepstakes offers on the ground that scream something like “$357,959.55” in big bold letters and “This is not a real check” in much smaller type. But just as she was about to do her part for a cleaner planet and deliver the paper from the parking lot to a...

Apr 9th

WHERE ARE ALL THESE "BLOGGERS" COMING FROM?

glamorous-vandal: GANGSTA’S DON’T BLOG! lOl NO, BUT SERIOUSLY - I’M BROWSING THROUGH TUMBLR PAGES AND LATELY I KEEP COMING ACROSS MORE AND MORE ” YOUNG, IMMATURE, IGNORANT ” BLOGS..BLOGS WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WHO TyPe LiiKe DiiZz @ND Wh4t n0T - lOl I KID YOU NOT! I’VE BEEN FINDING A LOT OF THOSE AS WELL AS ” TOUGH ” BLOGS..YOU KNOW, PETTY BICKERING ABOUT ONLINE ARGUMENTS..I SAID IT A FEW BLOGS...

Apr 8th

Watch

Rappin’ Flight Attendant.

Apr 5th

Apr 3rd

Pet Peeve (Ladies, please learn how to type.)

How come there are grown ass women out there still typing like they’re 11 or 12 years old? For example: H0W YAlL DOiiN??? First of all, it looks like you yell all the time. To be quite honest, you look like an idiot. Second of all, why would you take the extra time to type extra letters, selectively choose between upper case and lower case letters, and misspell a word? If you’re 16...

Apr 2nd

If The World's Population Was Reduced To 100 →

Appreciate what you have…

Apr 1st

Mar 31st

Tumblr iPhone App

Testing out the Tumblr iPhone app. Just switched from my Curve to the iPhone without having to renew by contract. Loving it. Anyway, time for some coffee. Long day.

Mar 31st

dude, i need a computer screen cleaner ASAP!

housewife: any suggestions? I use one that’s specifically for LCD screens. It’s called “Monster Screen Cleaner” and it comes with a cloth in the case. You can find it at Best Buy or Circuit City (if there’s still an open one in your area.)

Mar 24th

“You know what it means when they pay you minimum wage? You know what...”

– Chris Rock, Born Suspect, 1991

Mar 24th

Dane Cook - The BK Lounge. Way too funny!

Mar 21st

¡AY, CARAMBA!

glamorous-vandal: I don’t get females who put men on blast for leaving them slick comments when they post semi nude if not fully nude photos of themselves (and I’m not talking about photos done in an artistic manner) smh what did you expect slut? lol girls who do that and follow it up with posts about rude comments just do it for the attention and the womp womp replies like “oh he was wrong to...

Mar 19th

Watch

Don Omar has done it again! iDon in stores next month!

Mar 19th

“Cuida lo que hablas, no vendas tickets si no va a haber función. Si fuera brava,...”

Mar 18th

“EN SUS MARCAS, LISTOS, FUERA - GO!”

Mar 14th

Mar 12th